Angelic Reviews
Hello everyone,
My name is Solariel, an angel that was sent by God to watch over a very special someone. I am not gonna tell you who, nor will you ever guess, but I can tell that this person is destined for great things. Even if they don’t know yet. However, for me to watch the destined child, I needed to adapt to the human world… And heaven’s, what a world is that…

It is my first day on Earth and I must admit, living on Earth is not as easy as I thought it would be. The hardest part is that I have to stay undercover, which means that I can’t use my magic to make things appear. After four hours of not eating or drinking anything, I found myself getting weaker. So, I did what most people do at four o’clock: I made tea. Which sounds easy enough, unless you have never made tea before.

It started with cooking the water. It was like the demon Asmodeus had decided to curse me because it took me ages to figure out how humans cooked water for their tea. Eventually, after 10 minutes of trying, I found the way to start the electric kettle, which in turn heated the water. Although, for me, it felt like three years had passed and not 10 minutes. After another few minutes, the kettle made this weird high sound, which was completely unexpected. I had a fireball on my hand before I realized that it was no attack, but that it was the kettle instead.

So, I now had hot water. I also had found a mug somewhere, but getting the water from the electric kettle into the mug was a new problem. The kettle was seriously warm as well and it felt like I was burning my own hand when I tried to lift the water out of the kettle. It was a slow and painful process and my mug was only half full when I realized that maybe, if I took the kettle off the plate, I could pour the hot water in the mug instead. It was a lot faster and a lot less painful, and soon my mug was full and my tea bag was in the water.

Even with this nice warm drink, I felt like something was missing. So I looked outside and saw people in my street eating something with their tea. I realized what I was missing and used magic to find myself something sweet. A few seconds later, my mug was accompanied by two chocolate chip cookies and I had my first mortal tea time. At least I have now figured out how to use the kettle, but I hope this assignment is done fast, as I prefer my heavenly tea over this hard work.
Review:
An electric kettle, while very useful, also takes some practice before using it successfully. While I burned my hands and waited for ages before my water was warm enough for tea, it could have its uses.
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CODED BY FINCH