Nolan's Survival Guide
Volume #3
How to beat a Changeling? Well, I will tell you how to do it in the third volume of Nolan's Survival Guide. But first a little something about the looks of a Changeling. They have a discolored, slimy skin that appears to be molting or covered with varicosities, hollow eyes, and round mouths with many teeth.
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Lure the Changeling to a mirror or reflective surface first, we don't want to kill the wrong one! Through a mirror or reflective surface, you can see whether the person is a Changeling or not.
2.
Great it's a Changeling, congrats! There are now two options, pick wisely! Fire or Family. Step 1, you pick fire? Head over to step 3! You picked option 'Family'? Go to step 4 instead!
3.
Your answer is fire? Well go ahead and set the Changeling to fire and watch it burn to ash! If you are morbid enough, you can always roast some marshmallows over the burning Changeling. I don't recommend it but whatever.
4.
Oh, so you picked option 'Family'? Well, good luck with trying to find the mother to kill it. If you kill the mother, all the Changeling children will die instantly, I guess a bunch of dead Changeling kids for the prize of one? I don't know how discounts work. But killing the mother - with fire of course - is also a solution to this problem.
Good luck fighting those Changelings! And as usual, a disclaimer as I am not responsible if this guide fails you!
Disclaimer: This guide gives you a big guarantee of survival. Yet, this is a guide and I - Nolan Stürmer - am not responsible if this guide fails you. Now, enjoy hunting and I'll see you in my next guide!
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