Nolan's Survival Guide
Volume #2
Today I bring you a guide on how to kill a fairy. Just in case you aren't experienced enough or haven't fought a fairy before. There are 4 very simple steps to bring this to a good ending and a guarantee of success.
1.
Get over your shock of finding out, no time for that. If you have a microwave, open the door.
2.
Put a little bit of cream in the oven, perfect for luring them in as it makes them intoxicated. (Put them in a jar with cream if you want to be entertained by a drunk fairy, it's all your choice.)
3.
When it flies into the microwave, quickly close the door. Otherwise, it will escape, your trick will fail, and you won't be fooled again. If that happens, hurt them with iron. It doesn't kill them, but it hurts them. (And then throw the fairy into the microwave.)
4.
Turn the microwave on, grab some popcorn, and watch the show! Fairy should be dead once the microwave timer runs out (though your microwave won't look pretty and I do advise not to use it anymore. Throw it out and get a new one.) And congratulations, you have just beaten a fairy! Not sure if anyone will believe you but, yeah congrats!
This was my guide on how to fight fairies, yes they exist. Usually, it works and gives you a big guarantee of survival. Yet, this is a guide and I - Nolan Stürmer - am not responsible if this guide fails you. Now, enjoy hunting and I'll see you in my next gids!
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