The Christmas Countdown
Welcome everyone!
Today we bring you both day 9 and day 10! Two days in one!
For day 10 we have: Incorrect Quotes, Christmas-themed!
Lucifer: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Chuck: Lucifer, no
Gabriel: Mistlefoe
Chuck: NO!
Dean: If somebody wants coal for Christmas, but they’ve been bad, does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way?
Sam: Ugh. Not this again.
Castiel: Hold on. He has a point.
Bobby: Dear Santa,
Bobby: I’m writing to you because I know I’ve been naughty...
Bobby: And it was worth it, you judgmental bastard!
Sam: *is listening to Christmas music*
Jack: What are “least knobby dots”?
Dean: …I’m sorry, what? Jack: The song. They keep saying “the least knobby dots.”
Dean: …
Sam: ...
Sam: It’s Spanish.
Dean: They’re saying “Feliz Navidad.” It means “Merry Christmas.”
Jack: …that makes a lot more sense.
Lucifer: Just so we're clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas
Lucifer: He just hated people, and I mean, can you blame him?
Rowena: I don't care about the holidays. All I do is throw snowballs at ice skaters for fun.
Balthazar: That was you!?! I could have died!
Jack: For Christmas, I want a dinosaur.
Lucifer: Be realistic.
Jack: Okay, I want to be happy.
Lucifer: ...what color dinosaur do you want?
Which one was your favorite incorrect quote?
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